Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Randomize
