Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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