names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
Can I color on your dick again?
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
Randomize
