I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
how does that bad decision feel?
Randomize
