Just mADE A PArabola og urine
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
it's great music for shaving your balls
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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