so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
please don't ironically join a cult
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