If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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