I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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