"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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