I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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