After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
