Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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