Whod you bang
Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
What a fucking waste of an outfit
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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