they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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