Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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