So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
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