we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
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