STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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