I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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