i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
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You. Win. At. Life.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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