do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize