i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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