it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
I have post one night stand depression
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