i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Boobs are out for the taking
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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