I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
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