erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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