Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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