4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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