You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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