Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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