He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
only you would photoshop your dick
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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