im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
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