i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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