did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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