ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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