I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
then he tried to convert me to islam
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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