You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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