No, drunk sperm still make babies.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
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