Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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