There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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