Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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