Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
Current status: Finding an unwrapped portion of Subway sandwich in my purse at the pharmacy counter & picking pieces of tomato off my wallet while the pharmacist watches disdainfully.
Did you offer her some?
If only. Current status: Not that clever.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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