Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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