Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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