you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
My dad is sitting where you rode me
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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