how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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