The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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