I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
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