Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Randomize
