I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
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