I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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