Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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