Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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