why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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