Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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