Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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