dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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