i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
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