She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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